In honor of the Password (Jhostynxon Garcia if you’ve never heard of the Pittsburgh Pirates) playing his first game with the Pirates tonight, I decided out of respect and for good luck to change all of my passwords to “Jhostynxon” or some variation with his jersey number. The problem is, I spelled it differently every time by accident and now I have lost access to my bank accounts, email, social media, cell phone, venmo, cashapp, anything that requires a password which is everything! I’m living in the Stone Age for the foreseeable future. I had to dictate this to Bucco Bantr just to get it out.
The only saving grace that I have, is a $100 bet slip from the Rivers Casino Sportsbook that the Password goes deep tonight in St. Louis. This would net me $700 cash and I can pay a friend to hack me back into my life. To be completely honest, I feel pretty good about it.
The Cards are throwing lefty Matt Liberatore tonight against the Buccos and the Password has been ripping the cover off the ball at Triple A recently. A dose of power from the right side is just what the doctor ordered for this offense. The Pirates have been getting dragged through the mud publicly and have a knack of surprising you when you think they are down and out.
Wish me and the Pirates luck tonight. We are both searching for someone to unlock this mess and Jhostynxon Garcia may get a new nickname if he can deliver…The Passkey.
